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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

New Mel Gibson Rant For Your... *sigh*

Posted by Dave Bow on Wed, Jul 14, 2010 at 1:27 PM

I gotta be honest: yesterday I thought these Mel Gibson tapes were the funniest thing ever. Today? The shtick is feeling a little one-note. My mind has already made the adjustment from thinking of Mel Gibson as a Road Warrior, Patriot and drunken anti-Semite to thinking of Mel Gibson as a complete lunatic.

I feel like it's my duty not to lose the journalistic thread, though. Site-I-didn't-know-existed-three-days-ago RadarOnline has released another tape where Mel Gibson buys the world a round of bile. My favorite part is when he gets mad at Oksana for saying he's not nice. Also that she didn't finish a sentence earlier in the day and it's been eating him up. Annnnyways, then there's more yelling about jacuzzis and who deserves to blow who and why it's rude to fall asleep while you're waiting for someone. It all concludes with the kinda awesome sign-off "You're a pain in my ass! Stop being that!" Yawn. See you tomorrow?

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How did you not know about Radar Online, Dave?
Posted by kiala on July 14, 2010 at 3:37 PM · Report
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Kiala, you didn't know that Dave Bow didn't know about Radar Online? That's surprising, given your line of work. You should know what sites he knows about.



jk... Bow, you are, like, so outta touch, huh?
Posted by ROM on July 14, 2010 at 3:53 PM · Report
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You might wanna see this as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PudtJhl5ipc
Helps if you have an inkling of the noise act Whitehouse.
Posted by Abusive on July 14, 2010 at 3:54 PM · Report
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@ ROM: You didn't know Kiala didn't know Dave Bow didn't know about Radar Online?

Where have you been?
Posted by Commenty Colin on July 14, 2010 at 4:08 PM · Report
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I've been right here, man! swear to god... naw, she didn't tell me. I'll ask her why she didn't tell me that.
Posted by ROM on July 14, 2010 at 5:04 PM · Report

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