I gotta be honest: yesterday I thought these Mel Gibson tapes were the funniest thing ever. Today? The shtick is feeling a little one-note. My mind has already made the adjustment from thinking of Mel Gibson as a Road Warrior, Patriot and drunken anti-Semite to thinking of Mel Gibson as a complete lunatic.
I feel like it's my duty not to lose the journalistic thread, though. Site-I-didn't-know-existed-three-days-ago RadarOnline has released another tape where Mel Gibson buys the world a round of bile. My favorite part is when he gets mad at Oksana for saying he's not nice. Also that she didn't finish a sentence earlier in the day and it's been eating him up. Annnnyways, then there's more yelling about jacuzzis and who deserves to blow who and why it's rude to fall asleep while you're waiting for someone. It all concludes with the kinda awesome sign-off "You're a pain in my ass! Stop being that!" Yawn. See you tomorrow?
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