Okay, guys! I'm leaving work now to go stand in line over at the Rose Garden for THE MOST AMAZING SHOW OF THE NEXT THREE MILLENNIUMS! I'll see you over there, and don't forget to bring the following necessities so you'll enjoy the show.

1. EAR PLUGS

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2. EAR PLUGS FOR YOUR EAR PLUGS
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3. RAPE WHISTLE
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More after the jump...

4. SIPPY CUP FULL OF GIN

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5. MILF HUNTER T-SHIRT

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6. A "BEARD" (IF YOU'RE OVER 30)

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