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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 14, 2010 at 10:28 AM

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My favorite quote from the article:

"Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."
Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs"!
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 14, 2010 at 11:54 AM · Report
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Like she's not going to be put in some super-special celebrity wing where that one blanket is actually cotton and not fiberglass-like wool. It's L.A.
Posted by DemonJuice on July 14, 2010 at 1:49 PM · Report

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