But once again Portlanders have outdone themselves by creating an event that perpetuates our obsession (albeit our kinda annoying obsession) with being the weirdest city in the country.
PDX.FM presents:
THE 2010 UNICORN PUB CRAWL ?!?!?!????
Why unicorns you might ask? And what is the purpose of celebrating unicorns, you might also ask? Good fucking questions. PDX.fm doesn't really answer them, but gives us only this info about the intended guest list for the crawl:
Calling all of the demented, fanciful, whimsical, and unparalleled inhabitants of the ancient unicorn burial ground also known as Portland, Oregon…
In any case, if you're into unicorns, the crawl is taking place this Friday (the 16th) and starts at 7 pm at Amnesia Brewing on North Mississippi.
Oh and if you're still confused about what this would even begin to look like (join the club), I'm posting an instructional video of how to make yourself look like a unicorn for a pub crawl such as this. Sheesh. What's next, a pub crawl where everyone dresses up like brides going to a wedding?
