From this week's Film Shorts, a brief write-up of the Grindhouse Film Festival's presentation of Gone with the Pope, which screens Saturday at 7:30 at the Hollywood:

Grindhouse Film Fest: Gone with the Pope
"The story of low-level gangsters who hatch a plan to kidnap the pope and blackmail every Catholic in the world." Originally shot—but never finished—in 1976, this lost grindhouse non-classic has finally been finished, courtesy of frequent Sam Raimi editor Bob Murawski (Army of Darkness, the Spider-Man movies, and Drag Me to Hell), who recently won an Oscar for his work on The Hurt Locker. Hollywood Theatre.

And here's a trailer. It's decidedly NSFW, sissy.

Wanna go? Of course you do! I've got a pair of tickets to give away—all you have to do to enter to win 'em is email me no later than 4 pm PST today (Thursday, July 15) and make sure the subject line to your email is "100 priests." I'll pick a winner at random sometime around 4, then email them to let 'em know how to pick up their tickets. Have at!