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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Film Brostitute: The Mockumentary

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 12:58 PM

I'll admit it: Sometimes I get lonely. It's a Friday night... everybody's busy... and I just want to be with somebody, ya know? So yeah, sometimes I hire a "brostitute." You know... when I want to really bro down with some bros. It's not like the ladies in my life want to talk about sports, or farting, or video games... and did I mention farting? I did? Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm not proud of it. And I'm not thrilled about the way some brostitutes are treated by their pimps, either.
For a sad example of bros forced to sell their bro-ness for money, check out this mockumentary trailer for "Brostitute" from Funny or Die. I gotta say I may never hire a brostitute again. (I had no idea Tim Roth was a pimp or such a dick!)

 

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I love how they used Michael Nyman's theme from "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover".
Posted by Suburban Porn King on July 22, 2010 at 8:42 AM · Report
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It is not from "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover." It is from Nyman's score for "Drowning by Numbers" and it is called "Fish Beach"

It is also featured in the oscar winning documentary "Man on Wire"
Posted by WellDoneGreatJob! on July 31, 2010 at 10:15 PM · Report

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