This just in from the American Family Association, the conservative Christian group that previously declared victory in the War on Christmas: Do not, under any circumstances, shop at Home Depot. The Home Depot is supporting "the radical homosexual agenda, and in particular for exposing young children to homosexual behavior."

What's the right-wing's beef with Homo Depot? They sponsored gay pride parades in cities across the country. Shocking reports from the American Family Association include this alarming account of what went down in Portland, ME:

A mother who attended the Maine Pride festival sponsored by The Home Depot wrote on the Maine Pride Facebook page that a number of women exposed themselves to her young children, all of whom were under the age of 10.

Begging the question, of course, why would a person attend the gay pride parade if they don't want anyone to expose themselves in their presence?