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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Religion Wash That Man Right Out of Your Hair

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jul 21, 2010 at 10:14 AM

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...then blow-dry that Christ right out of your soul.

From ABC's Nightline:

Atheists Break Out New Ritual Tool: The Blow-Dryer
Nonbelievers Adopt Provocative Ceremony to Make a Point About Baptism

Wielding a blow-dryer, a leading atheist conducted a mass "de-baptism" of fellow non-believers and symbolically dried up the offending waters that were sprinkled on their foreheads as young children.

Full story with video here. For what it's worth, I have no doubt that blow dryers can work miracles. May these atheists find peace in their weirdly fixated souls.

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