Blogtownies, you have to do me a favor. You have to go outside. For my sake, and for christ's sake. Me, I'm here, strapped to this office chair with duct tape that Steve Humphrey brought in specifically because he knew I would try to make a bolt for it on this glorious July day. Christ, he would want you to go outside too. He'd want you to get in water. Cuz like, there's some kind of creepy ritual he did with water. But don't worry, if you aren't down with that, it's all good. He's dead, so he poses no threat.
Anyway... GET THE EFF OUTSIDE!!! Go swimming because I can't!
I'm posting some suggestions after the jump so check em out if you're at a loss on where to go. Also leave your own favorite spots in the comments below!The Sandy River
The Washougal River
And then there's always Sauvie Island:
So in conclusion please go enjoy the sun. It is our very dear friend who shouldn't be neglected. Dudes, do it for Pete. For Pete's sake, get outside!
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