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Friday, July 23, 2010

Finally, a Reason to Hate Justin Bieber

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 3:27 PM

As you undoubtedly know, Justin Bieber recently turned 16-years-old, and just like you, he received a white Lamborghini for his birthday from Sean "Diddy" Combs, and... WHAAAAATTTT???? From the Boombox:

Diddy, known for shelling out extravagant gifts, made good on his promise. Bieber was spotted in L.A. this week driving the white Lamborghini Spyder with friend Sean Kingston riding shot gun. While out cruising the streets, the young duo stopped by Pinkberry, a popular frozen yogurt shop, hours before Bieber's concert at the Nokia Theater that evening.

Oh, and lest we forget, he also received a black Range Rover for his 16th b-day from mentor Usher. BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING POOR, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS, AND NONE OF THE FUCKING GIRLS FUCKING LIKE HIM!!!

Omigod. Did it happen? Did it finally happen? DO I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER NOW?


Sigh. Of course not. Damn you and your adorableness, Bieber!!

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