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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Oh, You Kids! / Bieber Fever Cody Simpson? You, Sir, are No Justin Bieber!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 1:58 PM

A bunch of you old fogies bitch and moan about my near-incessant Justin Bieber posts. But because I share this knowledge with you, you in turn can discuss it intelligently with others while (of course) turning your nose up. That being said, THERE'S A NEW KID ON THE BLOCK, GUYS. And his name is Cody Simpson, and he's the current heir apparent to Das Bieb. Give a look and a listen. IT'S AMAZING IN ITS FREAKISHNESS.

Some quick Cody Simpson Fun™ Facts™: Cody was born in 1997 (already hate him), from Gold Coast, Queensland (hate him), is a championship swimmer (whatever, hate him), and was discovered on YouTube just like Justin Bieber, who he will NEVER be because he's a two-bit punk who wears Capris and girl sunglasses and makes Justin Bieber look like this guy.

Cody Simpson? First and final warning: This is Justin Bieber's internet. Get your bony ass off of it!!

 

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1
Cody Simpson is a douchebag.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on July 27, 2010 at 2:04 PM · Report
2
Wait, why is my mom texting him?
Posted by ezra on July 27, 2010 at 2:08 PM · Report
3
ANOTHER teen lesbian?!
Posted by flannery on July 27, 2010 at 2:30 PM · Report
4
Please tell me someone's already made a 'lesbianswholooklikecodysimpson' tumblr. Also, he looks like he's about to cry during the entire video.
Posted by Sarah "the Intern" Hardy on July 27, 2010 at 2:46 PM · Report
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Hey, parents! Do you want your kids to be pop stars? The time is ripe for a castrati to top the charts again! Be the first - with one little snip, your little burden could make you millions in record royalties. It's so retro it's cool again.

"A castrato is a grown man with a singing voice equivalent to that of a soprano, mezzo-soprano, or contralto voice, produced by castration of the singer before puberty."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato
Posted by Reymont on July 27, 2010 at 3:41 PM · Report
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"Let's slather some blush on this kid, vaseline his face up, and shoot this video! We're gonna be rich, boys!"
Posted by Will Radik on July 27, 2010 at 5:10 PM · Report
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It's pop music, and it sells. Cody Simpson, Bieber, Gaga, who cares? I think the complainers/haters about modern pop music are more irritating than the stars themselves. These kids are making money, you're not.
Posted by TageSavage on July 27, 2010 at 5:24 PM · Report
8
He's no Jordy
Posted by Dave Bow on July 27, 2010 at 6:49 PM · Report
9
cody simpson is better than justin bieber!! hes cuter, younger, sings better, and dresses better!!! i <3 CODY SIMPSON!!!!
Posted by isabella1114 on April 15, 2011 at 6:50 PM · Report

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