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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Flame Thrower vs. Fire Extinguisher: ON WHICH DO YOU WAGER?!?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 28, 2010 at 4:31 PM

In this video for the Dancing Pigeons' song "Ritalin" two hillbillies answer the eternal, previously unanswered question: Which would win in a fight: a flame thrower or a fire extinguisher? Answer: When two hillbillies fight with a flame thrower and a fire extinguisher, EVERYBODY WINS.



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