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Friday, July 30, 2010

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Stefan Kamph on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 9:04 AM

BP: Lawsuit time.

The Gulf: longtime cesspool.

Rig workers: compensated.

The economy: sucks less, more slowly.

Afghanistan: the deadliest month yet for US troops.

Pakistan: flooded.

Drug lord: dead.

Rangel: entangled.

AND HAPPY STINKING FRIDAY!

 

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GOOD MORNING, STEFAN! THIS IS THE LAZIEST MORNING NEWS EVER! IS THE MERC STAFF ALL HUNGOVER?
Posted by Graham on July 30, 2010 at 9:09 AM · Report
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Succinct, no snark, and no smink. Best. Morning News. Ever!
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 30, 2010 at 9:12 AM · Report
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BEST *AND* WORST! NO. WORST AND BEST! WAIT. YES! NO! GOOD MORNING!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 30, 2010 at 9:23 AM · Report
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GOOD
Posted by humanclock on July 30, 2010 at 9:47 AM · Report
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TOP O' TH' MERNIN'.
Posted by British ROM on July 30, 2010 at 10:03 AM · Report
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BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Posted by Mechakiala on July 30, 2010 at 10:51 AM · Report
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I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD BUT MY AGREEMENT WITH ALL OF YOU! GREAT MORNING TO ALL!
Posted by Agreeable Colin on July 30, 2010 at 11:29 AM · Report
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I FIND THIS MORNING'S NEWS TO BE HEAVILY SLANTED TOWARDS THE MALE GAZE.
Posted by Evil Ujifoyt on July 30, 2010 at 11:52 AM · Report
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IT ISN'T MORNING, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW MORNING IF YOU HIT YOURSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! I TRIED IT, I KNOW MORNING WELL! IT IS A BAD MORNING TODAY! LIFE IS AWFUL!

I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR YOUR LIES! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I WANT TO GO HOME!

{sob} {sob}
Posted by Insane Matthew D on July 30, 2010 at 1:51 PM · Report

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