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Friday, July 30, 2010

Religion / Oh, You Kids! The Problem with Toddler Preachers Speaking in Tongues...

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 10:56 AM

...is that you can't understand a goddamn word they say! Take this toddler preacher, for example, who took the mike from his pastor father to lecture the church on how Jesus Christ bled to death for their sins, but didn't make a lick of sense because, duh, he's a toddler. (Not that Christianity makes sense anyway... but you get my point.) Happily for all followers of THE WORD, someone has taken this video and put subtitles on it, so now we can all experience the holy wisdom this toddler is dishing out.

Waitasecond... who's gay? What's "stirring ice cream"? "Ostrich?" WHAT??

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That's the best thing I've seen all year!
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Thank you guys...but are you sure this isn´t the opening act of a Black Death Metal Band?
Posted by Leaky on July 31, 2010 at 3:36 PM · Report
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Wow, that could easily be a real demon. How to prepare...
Posted by abcdwxyz on August 2, 2010 at 11:38 AM · Report

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