As you undoubtedly are aware, Justin "I'm not a lesbian, guys, cut it out" Bieber has a big role in an upcoming episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. And the Daily Mail has a picture of him on the set! With a dead body! ACTING. (Shh. Let's be quiet and watch him act.)
- "A... a... DEAD BODY!"
- "Ahhh!"
- "AHHHH!"
- "AHHHHHHHGHONZIHZLGT09IE8AQ9UKJ%$$%IUF!!!!!"
Jesus. That... was brutal. I only have one response for that.