"Kenneth Watson Had Maggot Growing Inside His Eyeball"

These are the only stories the Mercury will be covering from now on—AND YES—we will have dramatic CG representations of a maggot eating an eyeball. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Wm. Steven Humphrey

Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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