Wait. That sounded weird. What I meant was, here's a bunch of teenage girls doing a surprisingly elaborate swede of Predator, and I'll be damned if it's not just as entertaining as Predators. It's pretty funny and impressive all around, except for maybe the fact that I don't remember the real Predator wearing sweatpants.
Ladies, I'd like to make a request: Total Recall.
Thanks to Mike Russell for the heads up! Dude always knows where to find the best videos of teenage gi—wait. Fuck. That sounded weird again. Never mind.
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