Afghanistan: Now With More Danger! Deaths of civilians are on the rise.
Guantanamo Finally Starts Trying Detainees... but the first sentence handed down will be secret until the detainee finishes serving it. So much for transparency.
Moscow Morgues Almost Full: A mix of record heat, smog and smoke from wildfires near the city make Moscow just brutal this time of year.
Rand Paul Threatens to Sue GQ: Over this hilarious story detailing his wild college days in a goofy secret society.
This is About to Get Real: Two former Real World stars are running for Congress.
... Very Real: While ol' Palin-banger Levi Johnston will star in his own reality show while he runs for mayor of Wasilla.
Women: Sleeping With More People than Ever. Ladies these days have on average three times more sexual partners than their grandmothers did.
No More e-Cigs for Oregon. The state attorney general bans e-cigarettes. Now what am I supposed to buy at the Clackamas Town Center?!
Lemonade Standoff Girl is Headed to Disneyland! After the county shut down her lemonade stand, she got $2,000 in donations.
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