A little research revealed that the suggestively dancing bee in this video is actually a mascot for Jollibee (the most popular fast food chain in the Phillipines with locations also stateside in California, Vegas, and NYC—anybody ever been to one?). Anyway, this is of GRAVE disappointment to me since the Mercury desperately needs a new mascot, and a bucket of fried chicken. Maybe we can steal him away? He's too dirty for kids anyway!!
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