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Monday, August 16, 2010

Conflict of Interest / Sports Down Goes Team Mercury

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 7:41 AM

Here is a photo to distract you from the bad news.
  • Here is a photo to distract you from the bad news.

Despite plenty of momentum leading into the postseason, Team Mercury Softball fell in the opening round of the playoffs to Rontoms by a final score of 10-4. People, we have been eliminated.

Our scrappy team had a good run and now we plan on spending the offseason training with a salty old coach who'll encourage us to eat lightning and crap thunder. Or maybe it's the other way around. Honestly, both sound very uncomfortable.

 

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Like Blazers, like Mercury; pretty good regular season, absolute failure when it counts
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 16, 2010 at 9:19 AM · Report
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Going down is not so bad.
Posted by ujfoyt on August 16, 2010 at 10:09 AM · Report
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It is the way Steve does it.
Posted by Reymont on August 16, 2010 at 1:01 PM · Report
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Good point, Reymont.
Posted by ujfoyt on August 16, 2010 at 3:02 PM · Report

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