SEX BOB-OMB—Based on the fantastic comics by Bryan Lee O'Malley and directed by Edgar Wright—the brilliant guy behind Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Spaced—the frantic, exuberant, and hilarious Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is nothing short of phenomenal. See it big and see it loud—and don't be surprised if, as soon as it's over, you want to do nothing more than to watch it again. EH
Various theaters, see Movie Times for showtimes

GET STONED—The devil-may-care brewers of Stone Brewing Co. from Escondido, California, invade East Burn with a trio of brews to pair with some tasty grub. Think Arrogant Bastard aged in oak, paired with smoked portobello, and you get the gist of the impending magic. PAC
East Burn, 1800 E Burnside, 7 pm, $15

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