I've stumbled upon a great way to deal with all the Justin Bieber haters on this blog—I'll simply give Bieber your number and let him EXTRACT HIS SADISTIC AND DELICIOUS REVENGE. Over the weekend, Justin sent out this mysterious tweet (number redacted):
Though the tweet was deleted minutes later, it encouraged at least 26,000 of his followers (out of 4.5 million) to text the number—which, as it turns out, appears to be the digits of some teen douche named Kevin Kristopik who dicked over one of Justin's pals. From Gawker:
It's unclear exactly what Kristopik did that caused Justin Bieber to sic the equivalent of Greater Boston's population on him. But it appears to be payback on some level for Kristopik hacking the Twitter account of a childhood friend of Justin's named Ryan Butler, and using it to get Justin's phone number. On July 27th, Kristopik tweeted "im the one who hacked ryan and got justins #." When asked today on Twitter, "You hacked ryan, and now jb wants payback so he tweeted your number?" Kristopik replied, "Kinda."
So I think this should serve as a warning to all you Humpy/Bieber haters out there: Eff wit me, and my good friend Justin Bieber will drop the hammer of 4.5 million squealing minions on your ass! Jump to the :35 mark for full effect.
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