Okay, fine, I deserve some stick for continually torturing you people with my Justin Bieber obsession. HOWEVER! Here is a Justin Bieber song I GUARANTEE you will enjoy, and I'm not shitting you. What follows is Bieber's very popular song "U Smile" slowed down 800 percent. And for reasons I can't even begin to imagine, it's GORGEOUS. Instead of a dirge, it actually sounds like a meditative soundtrack for Twin Peaks (if Twin Peaks was more of an upper). It's 35 minutes long—because it's like, eight times slower, right?—and I highly recommend it if you're feeling stressed out today! Here's the original for comparative purposes.
Don't say Justin and I never gave you anything!
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