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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Astronomy Watching for Meteors at the Mystery Hole

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 11:28 AM

The Woodstock Mystery Hole is perhaps Oregon's only meta-theme park. Constructed in the backyard of a house off SE Woodstock, the Mystery Hole (and accompanying Mystery Pole and History Mole) will invite you to climb down a 20-foot wooden ladder into the earth, but not before signing a waiver stating, "I, the undersigned, do hereby certify that I must be out of my mind to climb down into a damp, dark hole when I'm perfectly safe where I am." On your way out, a gift shop run by teenagers will happily sell you a vial of genuine hole-air for only $1.

I showed up at the Portland landmark for my first time ever on Sunday night to watch the Perseid meteor shower. The backyard was packed with star-gazers and croquet-players snacking on vegetarian potluck food and waiting for nightfall. At the gift shop, I was greeted by the man who claims to have discovered the mystery hole in his own backyard nearly 20 years ago, a local public school substitute who goes by Mr. Barron Mind. The Barron speaks slowly and is prone to sly puns. When I asked what he teaches in school, he replied, "Students."

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The Mystery Hole has an Enchanted Forest vibe about it, a labor of love and ridiculousness built not for the sake of "Keeping Portland Weird"TM but just to make people laugh. For "insurance reasons," the Barron asks that people not publicize his address, but I'll direct you to his website. Keep your eyes and ears open along Woodstock and someday you'll stumble across the Mystery Hole.

More hole-some photos below the cut.

True Blood blogger Dave Bow and the History Mole
  • "True Blood" blogger Dave Bow and the History Mole
Mystery Pole rules
  • Mystery Pole rules
The hole.
  • The hole.
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Strange artifacts found inside the Hole.
  • Strange artifacts found inside the Hole.

 

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I had this dude as a substitute back in the day. Does he still have a tower made out of old hydrotubes that "broadcasts fun" to the neighborhood?
Posted by AMA on August 17, 2010 at 12:42 PM · Report
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Barron was an awesome substitute teacher. I had him many times at Grant. He always made class fun, was appealingly bizarre, and showed a video of the mystery hole if class went well. I hope he's still teaching.
Posted by stephenjudkins on August 17, 2010 at 4:02 PM · Report
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One can also play nude croquette there.
Posted by Abusive on August 17, 2010 at 4:49 PM · Report
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AMA, I don't know about broadcasting fun, but he did have a big tube tower. It was green?
Posted by s.mirk on August 17, 2010 at 5:09 PM · Report
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Bad call on referring to him as Mr. Barron Mind and The Barron. It's Barron. That's it. (He subbed in the early 90's when I went to school, and a lot of kids got caught forging "Mr. Barron" on the excuse slips!
Posted by remainanonymous on August 19, 2010 at 10:34 AM · Report
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Never refer to Barron as "Mr. Barron Mind" or "The Barron". It's Barron, and that's it. (And it's legal too.) He subbed at Rex Putnam in the early 90's, and a lot of kids would get caught when they forged their hallpasses with "Mr. Barron" on them.
Posted by remainanonymous on August 19, 2010 at 10:36 AM · Report

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