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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Oh, Fine. Caption This.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 4:00 PM

I feel like I have a lot of ground to make up after months of incessantly blogging about JUSTIN BIEBER, JUSTIN BIEBER, JUSTIN BIEBER, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Therefore I invite you to go ahead and caption this photo. (Sigh.) Have fun.

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1
Dear Dan Savage...
Posted by dark on August 19, 2010 at 4:16 PM · Report
2
There's got to be an easier way to get a Mercury internship
Posted by mars on August 19, 2010 at 4:56 PM · Report
3
You're still losing ground.
Posted by Paul Cone on August 19, 2010 at 4:59 PM · Report
4
I really, really love penis!...err, I mean hot dogs
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 19, 2010 at 6:13 PM · Report
5
Look! A lesbian with a dick in her mouth!
Posted by Wubbles on August 19, 2010 at 7:21 PM · Report
6
Damn. Meant to say....

Look! A lesbian with a WIENER in her mouth!
Posted by Wubbles on August 19, 2010 at 7:22 PM · Report
7
practice makes perfect.
Posted by tabarnhart on August 19, 2010 at 8:57 PM · Report
8
Taste stale and musty just like WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY.
Posted by Rosy on August 19, 2010 at 10:33 PM · Report
9
Bieber: "Check this out! I'm going to feed this bun through my anus and make it come out of my mouth!"
Posted by Raptured Randy Savage on August 19, 2010 at 11:20 PM · Report
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The hotdog bun reminded him things could be much worse and his vague dreams of revealing he was, in fact, time travel kyron horman were just that... dreams.
Posted by suzette on August 20, 2010 at 7:42 AM · Report

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