Remy Mumby delights me. Why? I think it's because the precocious ten-year-old is a more adventurous eater than most adults I know, and watching him eat a rattlesnake on his web show Food Oddities has the same creepy, chilling effect as watching zombie children tear into a corpse in Night of the Living Dead. Why, just watch him eat Balut:

On the other hand, this kid is probably going to be way more successful than I could ever hope to be. (Let's face it, I'm too old and ugly). I'd be afraid for my job if I didn't think it was beneath the little rascal. After all, he's already been profiled by Esquire. That depresses me.

Carry on, young Remy. Carry on.