Do you like videogames? Do you like dainty lil' tootsies, trapped and fermenting in the dark, hot cave that is the average woman's shoe? Would you like to liberate all those gorgeous feet, but simply can't face up to the idea of having to interact with the (no doubt grateful) ladies attached to said sexy hooves?

Internet to the rescue you sick lil' puppy, you!

Even without that inflammatory intro (I kid because I love!), I'm sure the majority of you could pretty quickly grok the stock in trade of a website called "Virtual Soles." Not only is it a foot fetish site, it's a foot fetish site aimed squarely at the minority of a minority who gets off on the concept of humping pixelated arches.

For these people, watching Chun Li's Hyakuretsu Kyaku holds the same meaning as your average middle-aged man catching a glimpse of underoo for the first time in two decades when his waitress at Applebee's bends down to pick up a napkin off the floor; it's enough inspiration to fuel months of furious, flesh-searing masturbation.

And before any of you get hot and bothered in the act of misconstruing my comments here, I want to officially state that I'm one hundred percent in support of this. It's the most harmless fetish imaginable and if the concept of soiling a set of faux paws — if I was Charlie Sheen my laugh track would have just shit itself — is what gets you hot, who are we to judge?

Now, who wants to start a petition to legalize man-on-fictional-foot marriage?