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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Cami Secret: The Cleavage (and Boner) Killer

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Okay, the following "as seen on TV" commercial is so stupid and wrong, I don't know where to begin. Fine, I'll begin here: GUYS LIKE FUNBAGS, OKAY?!? And any product whose purpose is to disguise funbags, or funbag accessories LIKE CLEAVAGE, is tantamount to President Obama tongue kissing Kim Jong il while doing a reach around and wiping the South North Korean dictator's bottom with the American flag. IT'S WRONG. And yet? Such a product exists. Introducing "Cami Secret": the new bane to 12-year-old boys (and those of equal mental caliber, such as myself) everywhere.

Ummm... BOOOOOOOO!!!!

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