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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Music Name This Band: Creepy Old Dude Edition
Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 8:34 AM
Since the citizens of Blogtown did such an incredible job with the "Name the Next Neutral Uke Hotel" contest, we decided to seek your input in re-naming this (once famous) band.
- It's rare that the man in sleeveless denim and long hair is the least creepy member of a band.
Have at it. The best comment wins a pair of Laurelhurst passes or a mystery box of items I steal from my coworkers unattended cubicles.
Much like everything we have ever done, we stole this from the Stranger.
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The Greyballs Allstars
Asshat ft. Dwayne "The Stache" Johnson
Neutral Milk of Magnesia Hotel
Hemorrhoid! At the Disco
The Beta Blocker Band
Asshat ft. Dwayne "The Stache" Johnson
Neutral Milk of Magnesia Hotel
Hemorrhoid! At the Disco
The Beta Blocker Band
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Dad...?
No. That should actually be their name. D-A-D, ellipsis, ellipsis, ellipsis, question mark.
No. That should actually be their name. D-A-D, ellipsis, ellipsis, ellipsis, question mark.
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Silverbush.
Mad Moe and the Lester Brothers.
Also, the Carlin dude also looks suspiciously like the main baddie in "Superman II."
Mad Moe and the Lester Brothers.
Also, the Carlin dude also looks suspiciously like the main baddie in "Superman II."
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The Sellwood Bridge
(it's 85 years old, it's sagging, it suffered through a landslide 50 years ago and it's weight limit ain't what it used to be)
(it's 85 years old, it's sagging, it suffered through a landslide 50 years ago and it's weight limit ain't what it used to be)
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Un Doobie. Damn, they look less like the Doobie Brothers and more like some of the people wanting blumpkins at Baconfest (next to the skateboard people).
Alternate choice: 'Gina Hole. These guys are known for their song that goes "I'm talking about vagina hole/whoa ho/whoa oh, 'gina hole".
Alternate choice: 'Gina Hole. These guys are known for their song that goes "I'm talking about vagina hole/whoa ho/whoa oh, 'gina hole".
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senior m.a.f.i.a.
and you will know us by the trail of social security and medicare complaints
creedence clearwater retired
and you will know us by the trail of social security and medicare complaints
creedence clearwater retired
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Wow, you guys are amazing.
The judges have voted and Cialis and Chains wins (narrowly beating out Mates of Prostate, Amber Alert, and ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Werther's Originals Wrappers).
The judges have voted and Cialis and Chains wins (narrowly beating out Mates of Prostate, Amber Alert, and ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Werther's Originals Wrappers).
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