Poopnoodle. I just heard this word for the first time today. When I asked what, exactly, a poopnoodle is, I was told that a poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick-hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss. I was wondering if this is something that actually happens, and if so, can you deem "poopnoodle" the savageloveofficial term for this occurance?

Couldn't Think Of An Acronym That Spelled Out "Poopnoodle"

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My response after the jump...

This doesn't actually happen.

If you or your friends don't believe me, CTOAATSOP, here's what you should do: get a jar of creamy peanut butter or tub of pre-made chocolate frosting. Refrigerate until firm. Get your dick(s) hard. Fuck your jar of peanut butter or tub of pre-made frosting. Fuck it hard. Then go take a piss.

You will not produce a peanut butter or chocolate frosting noodle. I promise you.