Mission Accomplished: Combat operations in Iraq are done, but gov't warns against “premature victory parades or self-congratulations”.
Eight Foot Tall Piles of Poop: Inspectors find gross violations at salmonella-spreading Iowa egg farms.
Yikes: Homelessness is up 50 percent in NYC.
Makeover! Obama redoes the Oval Office in kind of a beige Pottery Barn motif.
Sweet New Dinosaur: A Romanian Velociraptor named Balaur bondoc, which means "stocky dragon".
It's the Beer Popsicle: Like a push pop for people who like getting drunk.
Don't Use Your Cell Phone While Driving: Especially if you're driving around with two pounds of pot.
Oregon National Guard Vets Sue War Contractor: Local vets say contractor KBR exposed them to toxic hexavalent chromium.
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