This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Homo God Hates Decaffeinated Coffee
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Sep 7, 2010 at 9:43 AM
They're running out of arguments against marriage equality...
While traveling in Mexico, two Vatican prelates have criticized Mexico City's new gay marriage law. The marriages of gay and lesbian couples are an imitation, the bishops said, Mexico's El Universal reported. “A gay relationship is like decaffeinated coffee, you do not wake up,” Father Gonzalo Miranda, a bioethics professor at Regina Apostolorum University, a pontifical university, said.
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What the priest meant was that nothing makes him pass out faster than a cup of decaf and blowing his load in another man's ass.
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“A gay relationship is like decaffeinated coffee, you do not wake up."
You do not wake up?
Can someone translate this for those of us who don't understand religious bullshit?
You do not wake up?
Can someone translate this for those of us who don't understand religious bullshit?
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