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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Science Discovers World's Best Dance Moves

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Like most straight men, you look like an idiot when you dance. (Note that I did not include myself in the previous statement.) However, help is finally here! Scientists used computer graphic technology™ to record 19 of the world's funkiest dance moves, and then showed them to a panel of women who rated them on their sexiness. And as it turned out? The following dance moves have been scientifically deemed to be the sexiest in the world! WATCH AND LEARN, STRAIGHT MEN. Watch... and... learn.


Women can be really dumb sometimes.
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1
haha that's the most horrific dance ever. Thumbs up women! (or not)
Posted by Jacob S on September 8, 2010 at 12:07 PM · Report
2
*hunts for purple unitard*
Posted by McAngryPants on September 8, 2010 at 2:20 PM · Report
3
I think it's really more 'opalescent'.
Posted by BruceWang on September 8, 2010 at 3:25 PM · Report
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Anthropologically, ALL dancing is sexy. It started eons ago as a way for young people to show off their health, strength and vitality to attract a mate.
Posted by bikefor1 on September 8, 2010 at 7:10 PM · Report
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That don't look like no fuckin' Tango to me. You want a woman damp you learn to Tango.
Posted by Rosy on September 9, 2010 at 3:47 AM · Report

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