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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Today in Creepy Alien News: New Trailer for Monsters; Hustler's Avatar Porn.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 5:26 PM

Via Cinema Blend: a new trailer for Gareth Edwards' Monsters, a low-budget flick that has some solid buzz but also looks a whole lot like District 9's excitable little brother. (I'm guessing the whole "aliens in Mexico thing" might—just might—lead to some social commentary.) I'm looking forward to it because hey, giant monsters, but here's hoping the final film throws a few curveballs we aren't seeing here. This thing hits theaters in October but will be available on VOD before then, which seems moderately back-asswards.

Also! Hustler's making an Avatar porno*, and io9 has some ridiculous, mostly SFW images. This one is my favorite, because look at it.

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*The Mercury's resident Na'vi enthusiast, Patrick Alan Coleman, has asked me to specify the film's exact title so that, "Y'know, people can track it down. If that's what they're into. Who, me? No, me, no. No. No, I'm not interested. You should definitely note the exact title, though." The exact title is This Ain't Avatar XXX.

 

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