Carstache: just in case they can't see the one you're already wearing through the dark tint on your windowless van.
This report proves there is no excuse for being a victim of this recession, as long as you have the tact to invent a ridiculous niche market novelty product that will make you thousands before it has a chance to become more contrived than truck nuts.
By the way, thank you FOX for paying these people to come up with nearly two minutes of cute comments over charming accordion music. It's the very soundtrack to my loss of self-worth.
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