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Thursday, September 9, 2010
TV Knights of the Round Table: 1, Amazing Race Contestant's Face: ZERO
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 9, 2010 at 11:44 AM
These Amazing Race contestants were asked to shoot watermelons at standing suits of armor, because... well, because it's the MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING RACE, YO!! Aaaand that's what constitutes "amazing" these days, I guess.
ANYWAY. Apparently one of the watermelons and the suit of armor struck a deal beforehand because they weren't at all happy with the arrangement, and were all like, "Fuck YOU, contestant! How would you like an 'Amazing FACE'? FULL OF WATERMELON??"
Watch.
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