CENTURION In the pantheon of blue face-painted warriors, she kicks Mel Gibsons ass.
  • CENTURION In the pantheon of blue face-painted warriors, she kicks Mel Gibson's ass.

I'M STILL HERE Dear Joaquin Phoenix: Please go back to not being incredibly annoying. Sincerely, Everyone.

CENTURION Neil Marshall shows Zack Snyder how it's done.

AMERICAN GRINDHOUSE Not quite as good as Peruvian Grindhouse, but still pretty interesting.

THE TILLMAN STORY Just in case you weren't already angered by all of America's Middle East fuckups, here's one more.

MIDDLE MEN Twenty bucks says Luke Wilson watches Bottle Rocket and The Royal Tenenbaums at least once a week. And cries the whole time he does so.

TROLL 2 & BEST WORST MOVIE Troll 2 is crappy fun in the vein of The Room or Birdemic, but I really, really liked the documentary about it, Best Worst Movie. On Saturday at the Hollywood, you can see both flicks. Here's the trailer for Best Worst Movie:

This week there's also SOUL KITCHEN and RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE, though the latter, shockingly, did not screen for critics, which I'm honestly kind of bummed about.

More, as ever, in our Film Shorts and Movie Times.