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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 9:27 AM

Tea Party candidates in Delaware and New York beat their GOP rivals in the primaries, and now everyone's wondering if this is good or bad news for Democrats. DISCUSS.

Now we're not saying it's BP's fault or anything, but scientists have found two inches of oil on the bottom of the ocean near the spill, and... well... we're just sayin'!

Anti-American protests in Afghanistan get unsurprisingly violent.

According to the NTSB, last year's deadly crash between a small plane and a helicopter over the Hudson was caused by an air traffic controller's personal phone call. SEE GUYS? That's why you should always text.

A doctor is being sued for branding a patient's name on her uterus, claiming he didn't want to get it confused with any other uteruses hanging around. I WISH I WAS JOKING.

J.Lo has sealed a $12 million contract to host American Idol, making her the most expensive nag ever purchased by a lame ass TV show.

Another reason why we love Oregon City: Firefighters were called in to rescue a 1,500 lb. camel named "Moses" from a sinkhole. In related news: West Linn still sucks hippo cock.

Senator Harry Reid to Lady Gaga: "YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. (But I'm going to do what you say anyway.)"

Gys! Nu Twtter redsign! Do u :) it or whut?? LOL! ROTF! :(

Mayor Adams may announce the fate of the cops who shot unarmed Aaron Campbell as soon as today. Stay tuned to Blogtown for the latest!

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Showery and humid over the next three days, with highs in the mid-70s.

And finally, a county by county breakdown of what Americans call their soft drinks: blues = "pop", yellows = "soda", reds = my hillbilly brethren down south who still refer to all soft drinks as "Coke." Click the image to make it huge!


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