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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Did Captain Marvel Just Call Me a Homo?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 16, 2010 at 10:43 AM

  • Via The Comic Kid

Okay, sure, I admittedly don't have a lot of interest in Mechanix Illustrated. I've never been very mechanically inclined. But that doesn't make me "a sissy," does it? My dad was super mechanically inclined so I'm pretty sure he read this magazine, or the grown up version of it. He never let me help him work on the car or anything because he knew I wasn't very good at it, and he was wildly impatient. But on the other hand I'm pretty sure he thought I was a sissy, too. So maybe Captain Marvel is right? Maybe I am a sissy?

So, whatever. But don't forget, "Captain": You're the one wearing a floral side-cape.

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