I'm not sure what else to say about this. Someone created True Blood paper dolls. All I can think about is how I normally like to make dolls hump each other, but in this instance it would just be derivative. They're all pretty good likenesses, though Sam's doll is clearly the weirdest. He doesn't get much to wear but he does get an owl and a nighttime silhouette.
Now someone should print them off and shoot their own fan video. I have no prizes to give besides my admiration and jealousy of your free time, but don't let that stop you.
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