Justin Bieber goes to Hooters!
Four-year-old Madison sees Justin Bieber kissing another girl and has an EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN of epic proportion. Get this kid to a grief counselor, stat!!
And finally, world's greatest (and perhaps gayest?) dad performs an amazing background dance to Justin Bieber's "Baby." Daaaaad! You're embarrassing us!!!
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