Guys! Halloween! Just around the corner! And this year I've decided to "out-creep" myself by purchasing a vintage child's Halloween costume, and wearing it on top of my grown-up nude body. Then I will hide behind a dumpster in an alley. Until YOU come along.
Here are my top five picks (plus a bonus).
Hit the jump for more horrifying choices. IF YOU DARE.
To repeat: Me. Nude. Wearing one of these. Hiding behind a dumpster. Waiting. For you.
WHICH DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHOOSE TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH?
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