Christine O'Donnell is an attractive woman, don't get us wrong, but no one's going to have an easy time fapping it up to her likeness (no one but Sarah Palin, of course). So we though we should do our civic duty and provide subtly modified visual aids to help you through this gritty marathon of self-love-hate-fuck—all paired with inspirational wisdom from the woman herself. You probably won't even notice that these pictures have been Photoshopped. (And if you'd like to contribute your cut-and-paste skills to the task, feel free to help us supply the nation with Christine O'Donnell masturbation fodder!)
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