Shall we inflict our eyes once again? Yes, we shall:
Take a moment to finish barfing quietly into your lap.
Done? Okay. So, according to the Huffington Post, Argentinian flank steak designer Franc Fernandez has announced that "The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of 'jerky' and will be archived. Thank you." No, thank you, sir.
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