It's chaos in Ecuador, today, as hundreds of police officers are rising up against the government in protest of a newly-passed law cutting back their employee benefits. The angry group went so far as to physically attack the country’s president, Rafael Correa, with water, tear gas, and aggressive shoving. Correa’s hardcore response during the altercation:

“If you want to kill the president, here he is! Kill me!”

— Ecuadorean President Rafael “You-Don’t-Have-the-Pinche-Cajones” Correa

Correa was hospitalized from the effects of the tear gas, but he’ll surely pull through, since it takes a tough hombre to get into a literal shoving match with the people you’ve personally hired to shoot guns.