After weeks of anticipation, the trailer for Hustler's Avatar porn has finally hit the internets! It looks hilarious, and not hot at all, but on the plus side I bet you anything the lines to go see it will be much, much shorter. I'm also pretty charmed by the acting chops on display here on the part of the guy in the military uniform. I don't know who his character is, though, because I'm the only person on the planet who hasn't seen the original (I haven't ever been inside an IKEA either), and yes I know that makes me a bad American and a bad person altogether but I actually did try to go even though it looked stupid and it was sold out even though I waited until it had been out for a really really long time already so I said fuck it because I hate crowded theaters anyway, and I hope Erik is happy now that I've made that public confession. ON TO THE PORN (which is totally SFW, actually):