Today in "Whoops": Verizon will refund millions of dollars to customers after—maybe accidentally?—charging them for data they didn't use. Whoops!

The Vatican chastises Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi for making "sexist, blasphemous, and anti-semitic jokes." Berlusconi responds, "What? I can't understand you with that choir boy's dick in your mouth." (I really wish he would've said that.)

Rutgers holds an emotional vigil for Tyler Clementi, who killed himself after homophobic bullying.

The biggest sex survey in America—yes, even bigger than the Mercury Sex Survey—gets unveiled today!

Today in "You Know it's a Slow News Day When...": Toasty laptops can burn your bare legs, guys!

Also in "You Know it's a Slow News Day When...": Kyron Horman—STILL MISSING.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the slow news days: Tad cloudy today and tomorrow in the mid-60s, with a pleasant week ahead!

And finally, THIS JUST IN! A bee hive! On a guy's front porch! And the "Action It Sure is a Sloooow News Day Team" is there to cover it!