Times Square Bomber Gets Life in Prison: But he's not worried because he says, "The defeat of the US is imminent."

Book Prank! Someone at a London party stole Jonathan Franzen's glasses, left a ransom note, and ran away. The police eventually caught the miscreant using a helicopter.

Polls Tighten for Dems. It seems like just maybe Democrats are catching up in midterm election polls.

White House Goes Green: Obama announced he'll install solar panels on the West Wing.

The Army Does, Too: Fuel tankers are sitting ducks as terror targets, so army officials are starting to use more renewable energy.

Who is Sergeant Gibbs? Trying to figure out what the hell was going on with the army sergeant charged with killing Iraqi civilians for fun.

Unwritten Simpsons Episodes: An old Simpsons writer's hard drive unearthed a treasure trove of untold jokes.

Ridiculous New Fishes: Here is a slideshow of crazy creatures (Darth Vader jellyfish?) photographed during the "global marine census".

Man Trying to Walk Across I-5 Hit By Five Cars. Yeah, he's dead now.