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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???

Posted by Marissa Sullivan on Wed, Oct 6, 2010 at 4:57 PM

This f***ing BABY is so f***ing annoying. Hey Suri Cruise! Stop waving at me in pictures and trying to dress better than me—you're a BABY. Babies aren't allowed to wear heels!!!

Hi, my name's Suri and my Mom is friends with Victoria Beckham. She's totally my style icon right now.


"Suri, stop being such a tit."—Victoria Beckham


More bitchiness to come...

I LOVE Sex And The City... I'm totally a Samantha!


Why must Suri bite my style???


I'm a princess! I want to be Cinderella.


Yeah, you and every other little girl. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL, SHITBAG!


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