Okay everybody... Only 9 more days till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. NINE! That's only one week and two days! Or eight days plus one day! Or roughly 12,960 minutes! Or... oh, forget it! Time's-a-tickin'!
But don't panic—you still have enough time to put together your own dirty homemade movie and submit it to HUMP! HERE ARE THE DETAILS! READ THEM! You could win... OMG... $2,500 grand prize!
TODAY'S HUMP PRO TIP: Not sure if, as a porn-star-for-a-day, you'd want a hairy chest or a shaved one... If it's the latter, please watch this helpful SFW video.
HUMP! Tickets go on sale October 18!
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